A young ventriloquist is touring the
| Blonde jokes
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of yo
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
| Telephone jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
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Why did the Gorilla fail English?
| Gorilla jokes
Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!
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What's the moral of the story
| Religious jokes
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing
| Marriage jokes
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen. How do you do that? Says the other. It's easy! I turn off the light
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