Why does Santa Claus only have seven
| Christmas jokes
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate
| Fishing jokes
How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
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A man is
| Dog jokes
A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to hi
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Are you going to take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.
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A man walked into an appliance store and asked
| Dirty jokes
A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar," the clerk replied. "You've got to be kidding." "Look, Mac," the clerk said, "do you want it or not?" Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the way out with his incredib
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio