The kids are crazy about a new piglet
| Pig jokes
The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
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Did you hear that the Post Office had to
| Lawyer jokes
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.
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There was once a young man who,
| Computer jokes
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl i
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Dear Father
| Christmas jokes
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.
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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
| Beauty jokes
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly'
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.