Why did the dish and spoon hide their
| Computer jokes
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
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The first lawyer questioning a panel of
| Lawyer jokes
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."
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A math student who used to come to the
| Bicycle jokes
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "T
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Worried because they hadn't heard
| Old age jokes
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?" A few minutes later, Timmy returned. "Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?" "She's fine, exce
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Hubby - You always carry my photo in your
| Marriage jokes
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.