Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best

| Food jokes

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?

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Q: Why do divorced men get married

| Divorce jokes

Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.

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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put

| School jokes

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

| Telephone jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

| Snowman jokes

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!

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Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!