WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
| Food jokes
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
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Q: Why do divorced men get married
| Divorce jokes
Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put
| School jokes
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
| Telephone jokes
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.
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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
| Snowman jokes
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
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Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!