Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she

How do you find where a flea has bitten you

| Insect jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !

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What do you call a lady pig planting seeds?

| Pig jokes

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.

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A Director arrives below and is met by

| Heaven and hell jokes

A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with the latest and best equipment, stages, great actors, etc. Director thinks its great and asks Satan what heaven is like if hell is this good. Satan says heaven is exactly lik

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Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were

| Cowboy jokes

Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the

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Three ladies were discussing the

| Old age jokes

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes,

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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too