What should you do if a monster runs
| Monster jokes
What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
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Q. What do tired line dancers do?
| Dance jokes
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down 🙂
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A chap went up to the counter in the
| Dead and dying jokes
A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf." The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I can't find any at all." The librarian replied,
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An old farmer is driving down a country road in
| Farmer jokes
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. "Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck a
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
| Rabbit jokes
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy