yo mama so fat she has seat belts

A strained voice called out through the

| Old age jokes

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?"

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Why does history keep repeating itself

| History jokes

Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history

| Parent jokes

Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think it's something like a centennial, only it has more legs!"

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put

| Insect jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says

| Ethnic jokes

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says Now tell me a sentence using all three words. The Mexican says I hear d

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yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!