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One day there were

| Dirty jokes

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam.

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A software verifier read in the Bible

| Computer jokes

A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding

| Marriage jokes

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well," explained the husband, "

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Why do people leave letters at the football

| Letter jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !

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Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?

| Music jokes

Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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