Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in

Yo mama is so ugly the government

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

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Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.

| Spelling jokes

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

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Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose

| Children jokes

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it. Bill wasn't impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it !

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What is the difference between an aardvark and

| Aardvark jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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How do you know when an

| Accountant jokes

How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!