What did they say about the burger who went
| Burger jokes
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a
| Food jokes
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth an
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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
| Insect jokes
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to
| Parent jokes
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being. There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. 'Tha
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What did the worm say to the other when he was
| Insect jokes
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !
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Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!