Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the
| Monster jokes
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
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A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
| Police jokes
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. Fred what?" the officer
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A man brings his
| Marriage jokes
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!" He says, "Aha!"
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Q. What's a man's idea
| Men jokes
Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.
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A little kid's in
| School jokes
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.