What did the baby
| Bird jokes
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
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Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
| Dog jokes
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
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How long will a floating point operation
| Answer me this jokes
How long will a floating point operation float?
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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when
| Vampire jokes
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
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What is the most romantic city in England?
| Humor jokes
What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her husband’s opinion. By this time, he had learned just the right things to say. “It’s perfect!” he exclaimed. “It makes your waist look smaller, your legs look longer and slenderizes your hips.” Just then, a voice from the dressing room piped up. “If there’s a dress here that will do all that- I’ll take ten!”