Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
| Fishing jokes
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!
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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch
| Food jokes
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
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The Senate is investigating
| Old age jokes
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
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Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
| Fishing jokes
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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QUESTION: What’s the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.