Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.
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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
| Men jokes
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat
| Cat jokes
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife
| Marriage jokes
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the husband replied. Looking at
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Yo mama nose so big she makes
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.