Why is it so cold at Christmas?
| Christmas jokes
Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
| Rabbit jokes
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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When the school was broken into, the
| Criminal jokes
When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
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Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek
| Dirty jokes
Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream. The next day the meet. The Italian says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hour
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! ‘Owl be seeing you later.