Why do pigs never recover from illness ?
| Pig jokes
Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
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A client called in inquiring about
| Travel and tourist jokes
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
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How does the Easter Bunny stay
| Easter jokes
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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Last New
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
| Bicycle jokes
Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes, said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy." "I'm freewheeling, sir."
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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor