What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
| Snake jokes
What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
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After a difficult day a struggling actor
| Movie and TV jokes
After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came by your
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A policeman had a perfect spot
| Police jokes
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
| Cat jokes
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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Did you hear about the piglets
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving