What did the elephant say when the man
| Elephant jokes
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
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What dog sweats the most and drinks the most
| Dog jokes
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!
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Do you
| Dead and dying jokes
Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!
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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up