What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
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Which two names figure prominently in every
| Gorilla jokes
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!
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Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
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Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
| Food jokes
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.
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Why didn't the dog play
| Dog jokes
Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.
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What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms