What did the hurricane say to

There was once a

| Computer jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in

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Why did your brother give up his job in the

| Food jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.

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A journalist had done a

| Marriage jokes

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approac

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at

| Insect jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !

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Rush Limbaugh

| Farmer jokes

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze