A traffic Policeman recently
| Police jokes
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia." As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment a
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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I'd say he was spineless.
| Food jokes
I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
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I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
| Children jokes
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
| Criminal jokes
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.
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The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers – Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!