Q:What did the tornado say to the car?

The Sunday

| Hair and bald jokes

The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesn't have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."

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Why did both Germany and the U.S

| Gorilla jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Q. What do you call a line

| Dance jokes

Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"

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Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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A family of tortoises went into a cafe

| Various animal jokes

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned.

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Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)