The little church in the suburbs suddenly
| Religious jokes
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register." "Well,
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Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not
| Rabbit jokes
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
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Willie: "I have an awful
| Teeth jokes
Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."
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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
| Space jokes
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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What do you call a man who has been
| Dead and dying jokes
What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
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Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather like out there?” Kate: “I don’t know. I’ll tell you when it clears.”