When should you feed milk to a baby elephant
| Elephant jokes
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
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You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
| Bed jokes
You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.
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What do you call a literary fish?
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!
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Excuse me, a young fellow said to
| Lawyer jokes
Excuse me, a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."
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Delmer: How'd you like the play last
| Idiot and fool jokes
Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didn't you stay? Parley: I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program, 'Two Years Later.
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Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !