a guy was teased everywhere of his
| Hair and bald jokes
a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!
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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!
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Q: What do blondes and
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
| Space jokes
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !
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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the
| Christmas jokes
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !
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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there’s no extra charge!