Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard !

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool

| Sport jokes

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her

| Old age jokes

Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

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Personally I think one of the greatest things

| Marriage jokes

Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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What's Christmas called in England

| Christmas jokes

What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

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What do you give a sick bird ?

| Bird jokes

What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !

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Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard ! I’ll fetch him a spoon sir !