Waiter, there is a worm

What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a

| Blonde jokes

What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the

| Horse jokes

Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"

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What goes round the middle of

| Internet jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital

| Journalist jokes

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?" "No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says. "But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have do

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What's a vampire's favorite hobby?

| Vampire jokes

What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

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Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?