Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are

| Cowboy jokes

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Hea

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

| Pig jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the

| Internet jokes

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site

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How do you know when a

| Women jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,

| Baby jokes

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.