Two postmen are on break having a cigarette.
| Dirty jokes
Two postmen are on break having a cigarette. While on this break one postman says "Hey look at that snail". The other postman looks down and says "FUCK" and step steps on the snail. Postman 1 looks at him and says "Why'd you do that". Postman2 replys "Because that fucker has been following me all
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Q: You know what the
| Political jokes
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.
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How is a hailstone like an
| Weather jokes
How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
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Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A.
| Humor jokes
Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
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The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's
| Ethnic jokes
The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them
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Waiter: I’m sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That’s all right. My suit is too large anyway.