Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider

Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?

| Religious jokes

Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!

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Where do you go to meet the

| Fishing jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at

| Insect jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !

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Horror Stories by R. U. Scared

| Book title jokes

Horror Stories by R. U. Scared

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The young wife was in tears when she opened

| Humor jokes

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me." "My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away." "I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it." He looked stern, "I see, but wher

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Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.