What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day
| Insect jokes
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !
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First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
| Space jokes
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
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I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
| Dentist jokes
I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth. "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other p
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What do you call the Scottish dentist
| Dentist jokes
What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !
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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
| Cat jokes
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
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Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn’t last week.