Customer: This fish

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his

| Marriage jokes

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a

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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,

| Dirty jokes

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough." She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough." She says, "L

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My granddaughter came to spend a few

| Children jokes

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

| Pig jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

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In the summer desert heat, what did a dust

| Weather jokes

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air

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Customer: This fish isn’t as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That’s funny. It’s from the same fish.