Why is a reindeer like a gossip

Q. What's a man's idea

| Men jokes

Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.

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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row

| Criminal jokes

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him t

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Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours. The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

| Frog jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

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A couple was having a

| Money jokes

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !