A cat and a mouse died on the same
| Heaven and hell jokes
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and a
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Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
| Vampire jokes
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
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How do you make a butterfly ?
| Insect jokes
How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a
| Snake jokes
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"
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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !