Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
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According to the
| Idiot and fool jokes
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received th
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Where do snowmen keep their money ?
| Snowman jokes
Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !
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Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer
| Military jokes
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
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Interns think of God, residents pray
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
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What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.