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What does an Australian witch

| Witch jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!

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Have you seen www.yawn.com?

| Internet jokes

Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes, but I'm a bit tired of it.

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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are

| Cowboy jokes

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Hea

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An elderly widow and

| Old age jokes

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hou

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

| Halloween jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.