If a hungry shark is after you, what
| Various animal jokes
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has
| Clinton jokes
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.
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Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?'
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What is the easiest way to make a
| Banana jokes
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
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What do you get if you cross a phone with a
| Telephone jokes
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement? I don’t know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.