What has antlers, pulls Father

If a hungry shark is after you, what

| Various animal jokes

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has

| Clinton jokes

Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

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Did you hear about the blonde who got into the

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?'

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What is the easiest way to make a

| Banana jokes

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a

| Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement? I don’t know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.