Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
| Computer jokes
Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Noth
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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.
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Why do cemeteries have fences around
| Dead and dying jokes
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for
| Religious jokes
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took off their mask
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How do we know burgers love young
| Burger jokes
How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!