School lunches are not generally popular with
| Apple jokes
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
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Why do pens get sent to
| Criminal jokes
Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
| Political jokes
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"
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Professor: I forgot to take
| College jokes
Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d