And Jesus said unto his disciples,
| Religious jokes
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"
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Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put
| School jokes
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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What is a pigs favourite ballet?
| Pig jokes
What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
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Turtle to turtle: “Don’t ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?”