Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
| Easter jokes
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!
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A man was in court charged
| Car and train jokes
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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Why did your brother give up his job in the
| Food jokes
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.
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How many computer journalists does it take
| Journalist jokes
How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy
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A person went into the
| Blonde jokes
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the ins
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This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S’s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered “When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!”