What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
| Apple jokes
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
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One afternoon, a man was riding in
| Humor jokes
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along
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Monahan stumbled
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a half feet." "Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
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What does a bee say before it
| Insect jokes
What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!