The young accounting graduate, fresh out of
| Accountant jokes
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave,
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Where do you take a sick wasp?
| Insect jokes
Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
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A student engineer in the office got engaged
| Marriage jokes
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!! It's so warm in here today, I think I'll take off
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What did the slug say as he slipped
| Various animal jokes
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
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Fred's new girlfriend uses such
| Face jokes
Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!