The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
| Aviation jokes
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and
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BoyFriend: Why didn't you
| Birthday jokes
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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How does an octopus go to war ?
| Various animal jokes
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
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John was hard at work with
| Humor jokes
John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No,' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.
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One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!