How many skunks do you need to make a

The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you

| Judge jokes

The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."

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Q. What's the best way to force a man

| Men jokes

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good,

| School jokes

Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !

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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is

| School jokes

TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference? Stella: That's what I say, what's the difference`?

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his

| Pig jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!