Where does a burger go on vacation?
| Burger jokes
Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
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Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
| Cannibal jokes
Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his
| Lawyer jokes
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what abo
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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
| Aviation jokes
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane. She
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FRED: Your monster was
| Monster jokes
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.