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If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching

| Dog jokes

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.

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Teacher: What's big

| School jokes

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!

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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -

| Cat jokes

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in

| Computer jokes

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promis

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Pilot: Tower, please call me

| Aviation jokes

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

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