Are shellfish warm?

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has

| Monster jokes

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of

| Gorilla jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love

| Various animal jokes

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.

| Bicycle jokes

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde

| Blonde jokes

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up a

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Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!