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| Criminal jokes

What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of

| Fishing jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

| Frog jokes

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state

| Easter jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!

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What is a double-blind study?

| Doctor and nurse jokes

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.